don’t try this at home or paging dr. bowldler…

lolita_all2For those for whom the subject matter of Lolita is just too unsettling, look no further than Lolita, Scrubbed by Gerard Kibbey. In the scrubber’s own words:

“Welcome. Perhaps you’re here because you and I share a love for the wit and poetry found in Nabokov’s classic, Lolita. For a book fan, Lolita is a trove of voice, alliteration, character, plot, assonance, and mood. It’s chock-full of references and culture. But—and for the morally discriminating reader, there’s always that but—it’s the account of a child rapist, told with fluctuating, insufficient remorse. The narrator’s moral depravity left this reader unsatisfied and I doubt I am alone.

My solution: put on my editor hat go to work, creating an alternate edition of Nabokov’s masterwork, Lolita, Scrubbed. In this new (and I hope, improved) version, I seek to retain the lovable poetry of the book’s original text while excising the book’s amoral core. And while I make no claims to be a writer of Nabokov’s caliber, I plan to “re-see” troubling scenes as the author would, were he convinced of the novel’s problematic nature. I also plan, in an effort to make the book more “of our times,” to apply light cuts here and there in areas where I feel the language goes a little overboard.”

I think it’s quite clear that Kibbey’s misguided effort belies a laughably profound misunderstanding of the novel, but I won’t get into that just yet. For now, I leave this for your amusement:

http://lolitascrubbed.blogspot.com/2009/06/foreward_08.html

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One Response to “don’t try this at home or paging dr. bowldler…”

  1. jnetter Says:

    A comment on this site a propos of the current Bible scrubbing project indicates that Lolita Scrubbed is not the sincere effort of a misguided prude:

    Reminds me, a friend of mine has been writing a blog in the character of an editor who is attempting to rewrite Nabakov’s Lolita in a way that will “retain the lovable poetry of the book’s original text while excising the book’s amoral core.”

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